-That our wombs are "hero-incubators," in the words of Jaclyn Friedman. (Via Focus on the Family.)
-That our breasts are so mesmerizing that they can obscure a shitty plot line. (Via GoDaddy.com, which, full disclosure, hosts our site.)
-That we're relentless, emasculating naggers, demanding that our men carry our lip balm and watch our vampire TV shows and be civil to our mothers, in spite of their inclinations to the contrary. (Via Dodge.)
-That we turn our men into spineless mall shoppers, powerless to assert their real desire to watch the game. (Via FLOTV.)
-That one near-naked photo of one of us can explode power lines, incite marital feuding, wreak havoc on home construction, and sell a phone. (Via Motorola.)
-That we're worth less than the tires on our husbands' cars. (Via Bridgestone.)
-That we like it when strange guys follow us on the street. (Via NCIS.) -Naomi
Monday, February 8, 2010
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3 comments:
And we also learned that men are dolts who don't like much of anything (books, women, employment) as much as they do a cold beer. No wonder we're reduced to being emasculating nags in their midst.
Don't forget that a near-naked photo can also make gay couples go straight (via motorola).
didn't learn anything new
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